Back To School 2023

BACK TO SCHOOL SWEEPS

“WHO NEEDS SCHOOL WHEN YOU HAVE GOOGLE ON YOUR PHONE? SERIOUSLY.” (STATION)

“GOING TO JUNIOR HIGH WAS MORE FUN THAN HIGH SCHOOL. YOU COULD PLACE A BET ON WHICH GIRL GOT THEIR BOOBIES OVER THE SUMMER.” (STATION) WRITER’S NOTE: FOR ROCK STATIONS

“STOP WHEN THE SCHOOL BUS STOPS. OR WE’LL BEAT YOU WITH A WET NOODLE.” (STATION)

“YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THE WORST THING IS ABOUT SCHOOL?  SCHOOL.” (STATION)

“IT’S BACK TO SCHOOL TIME AND WE SALUTE THAT SWEET BASTARD WE CALL THE JANITOR. CLEANING UP PUKE FOR 30 YEARS WITH NOT ONE COMPLAINT.” (STATION) WRITER’S NOTE: YOU CAN SCALE DOWN THE LANGUAGE IF YOU WANT. WRITTEN FOR ROCK STATIONS

“THE PLAYGROUND SLIDE WAS HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE SUN. GO AHEAD AND CHECK. YOU CAN’T DISPUTE SCIENCE.” (STATION)

“BACK WHEN WE WERE IN SCHOOL, WE HAD THE CRUSH ON TEACHERS AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.” (STATION)

“WE GOT DETENTION SO MUCH AT SCHOOL WE JUST STARTED CALLING IT EIGHTH PERIOD.” (STATION)

“THE PINNACLE OF SUCCESS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WAS GETTING CHOSEN TO GET THE CHALK DUST OUT OF THE ERASERS.” (STATION)

“THERE’S NO SWEETER SOUND THAN THAT OF THE BELL RINGING THAT SIGNALS THE END OF THE SCHOOL DAY.” (STATION)

“SCHOOL KIDS THESE DAYS ARE SOFT. WE RODE IN A 60-FOOT YELLOW TUBE ON WHEELS GOING FIFTY-FIVE MILES PER HOUR WITH NO SEATBELTS.” (STATION)